Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Other things that will kill you

Hey Skeez! I've taken it upon myself to compile a list of things that (Along with vitamins) will kill you.

Please be careful my friends!

*Food
*Liquor
*Cars
*Airplanes
*Your neighbor
*Your secret lover
*Cellphones
*Your cat
*The Gays
*Mascara
*Laptop Computers
*Ipods
*Staplers
*Other miscellaneous office supplies

So you must not eat, drink, ride, play, or be within a 50 ft radius of the following things EVER!

You're welcome.

Luvs,
MeatMouth

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Excellent point. Death is all around you...death is knockin'...outside ya doooooor...waitin' for you, is this death made just for two...