Musings on American Idol

So, Skeez is busy being all political and crap, I just want to lighten the load with a little fluff.

It is snowing like hell and I'm stuck at work doing, well, absolutely nothing. Except this. And reading about American Idol online.

Yes, American Idol. Go ahead. Laugh. Point. Do all those things that people like you do to people like me......

I realize there is absolutely no credibility to this show whatsoever, but I still watch it, and I still find it entertaining. But I must point out the obvious and here it goes:

1. Sundance Head. Funny name. Very little talent. How the hell did he wind up in the top 24? Oh yeah, his dad was famous for something once. If I remember correctly.

2. That Antonella chick. I guess she's hot. Not my type.....you know she's the kind of girl who will get everything she wants in life because guys think shes hot. Did I mention she couldn't sing her way out of a paper bag? Too many Britney Spears likenesses, I'm just waiting for the breakdown.

3. Chris "I look like JackOsbourne" dude. I like him because he's funny! And not funny in that "I just say it to be outrageous" way (At least, I think so) He's funny in a really witty way. He's rendition of Ray LaMontagne's "Trouble" was a little too pretty for my tastes though.

4. Blake the Beatbox. Um, He's hot.

5. The chick who looks like the mom from "Family Matters." 'Nuff said.

There's also that creepy looking bald guy, the Indian (I think, or middle eastern or something) kid who looks like the "I don't believe in God, I believe in Science" guy from "Nacho Libre," and the one quasi-flamboyant guy who always does that weird dance when he sings which reminds me of a Chippendales dancer. Oh, and that guy who thinks he's Justin Timberlake when all he really does is sing through his nose.

I can't stand any of the girls -with the exception of the black girls, does that make me racist?

Paula is a nutbag.
Randy can't say anything beyond "Ah-ight," "Dude," and "Dog"
Simon just gets more lovable as the season goes on.

Wait. I think I hate this show after all....


Luvs always!
The "MEAT" is in your "MOUTH"

PS. Have you ever looked out the window of a high rise building and watch a blizzard? It's crazy....it looks like its snowing upwards (which it probably is, but I'm no fucking scientist) I did this at work today.....stared out the 17th story window of my office for 15 minutes. Delightful!